Planet Of The Apes star, former model and professional synchronized swimmer Estella Warren lost her sh*t in Los Angeles a few nights ago and was taken into custody for a DUI and assault. She kicked an officer. She also apparently briefly evaded arrest by slipping out of the handcuffs and running out of the police station. What is this, Catch Me If You Can? I find it sort of incredible that a person who makes money off her lips could outsmart the LAPD.
"We're talking seconds [that Warren was out of police control]," the LAPD rep said to defend the honor of the Shield. Yeah, okay. I've watched enough Law & Order to know "how sh*t goes down."
Warren hit three cars on the road and one of their owners approached her at the site of the collisions. He said "She was obviously drunk and acting crazy... A few more residents approached her, but she started yelling and accused us of stealing things from her... When I told her she had to wait for the police to arrive she lashed out at me and started to ‘girl-slap’ me on my chest and arms." #lolgirlslap
Warren was released after paying $100,000 bail and her rep hasn't commented. Maybe she should start swimming again, my therapist says it's calming. Is Estella Warren the Michelle Rodriguez of 2011? We hope so, that crazy heaux was entertaining.
"We're talking seconds [that Warren was out of police control]," the LAPD rep said to defend the honor of the Shield. Yeah, okay. I've watched enough Law & Order to know "how sh*t goes down."
Warren hit three cars on the road and one of their owners approached her at the site of the collisions. He said "She was obviously drunk and acting crazy... A few more residents approached her, but she started yelling and accused us of stealing things from her... When I told her she had to wait for the police to arrive she lashed out at me and started to ‘girl-slap’ me on my chest and arms." #lolgirlslap
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